• Edward Scissorhands [Region 2]
    Edward Scissorhands [Region 2]
    Tim Burton
    ★★★★
    It was a decent movie. I mean, there were parts of it that got tedious. I'm not really "in the culture" enough to enjoy the hell out of it.

    I'd watch it again, but I'd prolly fast-forward through some portions of it. You should prolly see it at some point, though, for the sake of it.

    Or don't, it's not that crucial.

    Oh, shit, I think I just pissed off that 17 year old vampire who'se hanging out of her parent's white volvo.

    Oh, no, that's my sister. I don't care.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
  • Se7en [Region 2]
    Se7en [Region 2]
    David Fincher
    ★★★★★
    Yea, this movie is hardcore. It's dirty, filthy, grotesque. If that's your cup of tea, it's amazzzzzing.

    I'm not so much a fan of the murders as I am of Morgan Freeman's detective work. Though, it was well executed, and Kevin Spacey is a fucking scary dude.

    I can't dock it for anything but being overly gory, but hell, it's what gives it its dirty, rotting, stench-of-death charm.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 1 user.
  • Waiting... (Two-Disc Widescreen Edition)
    Waiting... (Two-Disc Widescreen Edition)
    Rob McKittrick
    ★★★☆☆
    I liked it. Dane cook was in it. Dane is funny when he does stuff once or twice.

    After that, he gets... annoying. But when he pulls a knife on a kid and "welcomes him to thunderdome", that's pretty classy.

    I've never worked in a restaurant like Flingers or wherever the fuck they worked, so I'm not gonna be like... I dunno, apparently everyone else who says "OH MAN! IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT!"

    I don't know. I mean, it prolly is, but I can't say. My retail expeirence is like... 2 days at a bath and body works, and a summer as an Ice Cream scooper.

    I now just go into Bath and Body Works and utilize their demo products so I don't have to buy them, and I hate ice cream now.

    But I can scoop it well.

    Moral of the story? The cooks were awesome, and don't fuck with them.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 6 users.
  • Road Trip (Unrated Edition)
    Road Trip (Unrated Edition)
    ★★☆☆☆
    Eh, I never really liked the movie. Sadly enough, I've watched it like twice, and I can't really remember anything from it, other than someone once refered to me as Tom Green's character after I gave them a tour of the school we went to, just making shit up about the buildings and pulling it off.

    I did it so well, I got a "Meal Ticket" from the Student Organizers office for my assistance.

    I actually convinced a group of incoming freshman that there actually was a "Reanimated Tissue Damage" insurance taken out on the building.

    I'm damn convincing when I talk about zombies and zombie insurance.

    Do you need some?

    See? Movie was so shitty, I ended up talking about zombies.

    This would have done well with some in it.

    Zombies, that is.

    Or, in a pinch, I guess some real actors would have made it more tolerable too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 6 users.
  • Amelie
    Amelie
    Jean-Pierre Jeunet
    ★★★★★
    zomg <3

    This is quite possibly my favorite movie ever. There's really nothing bad about it. I challenge you to find something bad with it.

    Well, go on, try.

    See?

    Pwnt.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 26 users.
  • The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★
    I like the characters in this. I like the portrayl of them by the actors. I like this series. Up to this one.

    I play the "Batman" game with Scorpion King.

    The Batman game, by the way, is me pretending that Batman Beyond and Batman and Robin don't exist. Because it's far, far to painful to call them batman movies.

    Shit, I'd take batshit adam west batman and his shark repellant batbullshit explodeo-ray any day over george clooney with nipple covers.

    *shudder*

    Awesome ride at Universal Studios, too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 9 users.
  • A Beautiful Mind [Region 2]
    A Beautiful Mind [Region 2]
    ★★★★★
    Okay, so this movie kicked serious amounts of ass. It had me confused to the point where I thought I was seeing shit until it got buttoned up at the end. Made me really interested in John Nash.

    So I read about him.

    Come to find out this isn't like his life exactly.

    Or... at all.

    He had a mistress.

    That's a pretty big puzzle piece. But it would have ruined the ending speech, which is touching. Would have meant more if he came out and said he cheated.

    Still pretty impressive.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Mike Newell
    ★★★☆☆
    I like harry potter.

    Kinda.

    I loved this book.

    But the movie was... kinda... a let down.

    Makes me kinda wanna go back and read the first 3 books to see what I missed. Or start reading the next 81 or whatever.

    But I already know what happens due to T-Shirts. Dumbledore Dies, and something something about snape or something.

    I dunno, I'm not a wizard, I don't want magic powers, I don't care, thusly.

    What do I want?

    Force lightning.

    Make a case against it. Just try.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 10 users.
  • Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
    Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
    ★★★☆☆
    It has its moments. It has its quotes.

    It's decent.

    I wouldn't marry it.

    I prolly would watch it if you asked me to, though I usually have to be in the mood for it, because I just don't like the vibe it gives off in most places.

    The jokes are still funny, I just, I dunno. I guess I dislike pre-to-post-progressive-gender-specific-newscasting.

    Brick's pretty awesome though. I mean, the dude did kill a man.

    And found a hand grenade.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 17 users.
  • Stripes (Unrated Extended Cut)
    Stripes (Unrated Extended Cut)
    Ivan Reitman
    ★★★★
    C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.

    That pretty much sums it all up right there.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
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