• Se7en [Region 2]
    Se7en [Region 2]
    David Fincher
    ★★★★★
    Yea, this movie is hardcore. It's dirty, filthy, grotesque. If that's your cup of tea, it's amazzzzzing.

    I'm not so much a fan of the murders as I am of Morgan Freeman's detective work. Though, it was well executed, and Kevin Spacey is a fucking scary dude.

    I can't dock it for anything but being overly gory, but hell, it's what gives it its dirty, rotting, stench-of-death charm.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 1 user.
  • Amelie
    Amelie
    Jean-Pierre Jeunet
    ★★★★★
    zomg <3

    This is quite possibly my favorite movie ever. There's really nothing bad about it. I challenge you to find something bad with it.

    Well, go on, try.

    See?

    Pwnt.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 26 users.
  • The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★
    I like the characters in this. I like the portrayl of them by the actors. I like this series. Up to this one.

    I play the "Batman" game with Scorpion King.

    The Batman game, by the way, is me pretending that Batman Beyond and Batman and Robin don't exist. Because it's far, far to painful to call them batman movies.

    Shit, I'd take batshit adam west batman and his shark repellant batbullshit explodeo-ray any day over george clooney with nipple covers.

    *shudder*

    Awesome ride at Universal Studios, too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 9 users.
  • A Beautiful Mind [Region 2]
    A Beautiful Mind [Region 2]
    ★★★★★
    Okay, so this movie kicked serious amounts of ass. It had me confused to the point where I thought I was seeing shit until it got buttoned up at the end. Made me really interested in John Nash.

    So I read about him.

    Come to find out this isn't like his life exactly.

    Or... at all.

    He had a mistress.

    That's a pretty big puzzle piece. But it would have ruined the ending speech, which is touching. Would have meant more if he came out and said he cheated.

    Still pretty impressive.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Mike Newell
    ★★★☆☆
    I like harry potter.

    Kinda.

    I loved this book.

    But the movie was... kinda... a let down.

    Makes me kinda wanna go back and read the first 3 books to see what I missed. Or start reading the next 81 or whatever.

    But I already know what happens due to T-Shirts. Dumbledore Dies, and something something about snape or something.

    I dunno, I'm not a wizard, I don't want magic powers, I don't care, thusly.

    What do I want?

    Force lightning.

    Make a case against it. Just try.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 10 users.
  • Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
    Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
    ★★★☆☆
    It has its moments. It has its quotes.

    It's decent.

    I wouldn't marry it.

    I prolly would watch it if you asked me to, though I usually have to be in the mood for it, because I just don't like the vibe it gives off in most places.

    The jokes are still funny, I just, I dunno. I guess I dislike pre-to-post-progressive-gender-specific-newscasting.

    Brick's pretty awesome though. I mean, the dude did kill a man.

    And found a hand grenade.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 17 users.
  • Stripes (Unrated Extended Cut)
    Stripes (Unrated Extended Cut)
    Ivan Reitman
    ★★★★
    C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.

    That pretty much sums it all up right there.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
  • Forrest Gump (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)
    Forrest Gump (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★★
    Oh man, oh man. He likes chocolates.

    Bubba likes shrimp.

    And Forrest is the luckiest motherfucker _ever_. Were this movie true, America's developmental phase would have been as dependent on Forrest Gump as the future of America was back in the day when J.P. Morgan gave it a loan.

    I mean, honestly, if you've never seen and cried at this movie, where the fuck've you been?

    Yea, I cried at the end.

    Jenny had cancer you insensitive prick.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 7 users.
  • Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ★★☆☆☆
    You know what you'll NEVER hear someone say?

    "Hey, let's go watch Lethal Weapon 2!"
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ☆☆☆☆
    Oh god, they made a third?

    They made MORE THAN THE ONE?

    Oh god.

    I own this because I'm a tool.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
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