• Edward Scissorhands [Region 2]
    Edward Scissorhands [Region 2]
    Tim Burton
    ★★★★
    It was a decent movie. I mean, there were parts of it that got tedious. I'm not really "in the culture" enough to enjoy the hell out of it.

    I'd watch it again, but I'd prolly fast-forward through some portions of it. You should prolly see it at some point, though, for the sake of it.

    Or don't, it's not that crucial.

    Oh, shit, I think I just pissed off that 17 year old vampire who'se hanging out of her parent's white volvo.

    Oh, no, that's my sister. I don't care.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
  • The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★
    I like the characters in this. I like the portrayl of them by the actors. I like this series. Up to this one.

    I play the "Batman" game with Scorpion King.

    The Batman game, by the way, is me pretending that Batman Beyond and Batman and Robin don't exist. Because it's far, far to painful to call them batman movies.

    Shit, I'd take batshit adam west batman and his shark repellant batbullshit explodeo-ray any day over george clooney with nipple covers.

    *shudder*

    Awesome ride at Universal Studios, too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 9 users.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Mike Newell
    ★★★☆☆
    I like harry potter.

    Kinda.

    I loved this book.

    But the movie was... kinda... a let down.

    Makes me kinda wanna go back and read the first 3 books to see what I missed. Or start reading the next 81 or whatever.

    But I already know what happens due to T-Shirts. Dumbledore Dies, and something something about snape or something.

    I dunno, I'm not a wizard, I don't want magic powers, I don't care, thusly.

    What do I want?

    Force lightning.

    Make a case against it. Just try.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 10 users.
  • Mystery Men
    Mystery Men
    ★★★★
    Good standalone superhero movie. I've always like superhero's. The concept of them, doyaunderstand.

    Say what you want about it, but the movie was well done. I'm not a huge fan of Ben Stiller, but this wasn't a Ben Stiller-Centric flick. It was a "decent flick" flick.

    And for that, it gets a good rating.

    Plus, I mean, come on. Baron Von Frankenstein?

    Classy.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 6 users.
  • Beetlejuice
    Beetlejuice
    ★★★☆☆
    Oh Tim Burton, you scared the shit out of me when I was 6 with this movie.

    I've hated you for it ever since.

    Though, it's not that bad a flick.

    Hehe "Attention K-Mart Shoppers".

    I never had a K-Mart, so I had no clue what the fuck he was talking about.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • Pleasantville (New Line Platinum Series)
    Pleasantville (New Line Platinum Series)
    Gary Ross
    ★★★☆☆
    The black and white to color is a pretty neat effect. The concept, kinda decent. The Don Knotts factor?

    Approveable.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)
    The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)
    Peter Jackson
    ★★★★
    Return of the King.

    Special Extended edition, with 15 extra minutes of Gollum eating a fish.

    Seriously, some of the shit put in the movies should have been cut out. Like... where they made me watch Aragorn walk through the caves to face the king of the dead.

    Which could have been replaced with good exposition stuff, like the whole Boromir/Faramir sideline plot. That shit ruled.

    Also, there were 20 endings. And none were as good as the shire on fire.

    Because it rhymes, you see.

    Goddamn Peter Jackson, you had me at "One Ring".

    Star Wars, though, still better.

    It did have a pretty awesome battle scene, though, so it gets 4 stars. Though it doesn't get 5.

    Helms Deep? Yea, that'll get 5, despite my problems with the heros of it.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 39 users.
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