• Amelie
    Amelie
    Jean-Pierre Jeunet
    ★★★★★
    zomg <3

    This is quite possibly my favorite movie ever. There's really nothing bad about it. I challenge you to find something bad with it.

    Well, go on, try.

    See?

    Pwnt.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 26 users.
  • The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★
    I like the characters in this. I like the portrayl of them by the actors. I like this series. Up to this one.

    I play the "Batman" game with Scorpion King.

    The Batman game, by the way, is me pretending that Batman Beyond and Batman and Robin don't exist. Because it's far, far to painful to call them batman movies.

    Shit, I'd take batshit adam west batman and his shark repellant batbullshit explodeo-ray any day over george clooney with nipple covers.

    *shudder*

    Awesome ride at Universal Studios, too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 9 users.
  • Forrest Gump (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)
    Forrest Gump (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★★
    Oh man, oh man. He likes chocolates.

    Bubba likes shrimp.

    And Forrest is the luckiest motherfucker _ever_. Were this movie true, America's developmental phase would have been as dependent on Forrest Gump as the future of America was back in the day when J.P. Morgan gave it a loan.

    I mean, honestly, if you've never seen and cried at this movie, where the fuck've you been?

    Yea, I cried at the end.

    Jenny had cancer you insensitive prick.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 7 users.
  • Serenity (Widescreen Edition)
    Serenity (Widescreen Edition)
    Joss Whedon
    ★★★★★
    An awesome ending to an awesome show. Though, after watching the show straight (in the period of like 2 days, and loving it. Hardcore) the movie seemed a bit off. As in, the characters I knew and loved seemed a bit foreign in the beginning, and I don't know why.

    But after a few scenes, it cleaned up all nice like for me, so I gotta give it an "awesome, for amazing"
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 35 users.
  • American History X
    American History X
    Tony Kaye
    ★★★★★
    No question about it, this movie is a must see. It's horrible, it's violent, its grusome, and there's a scene where one guy who I think is a porn actor is all-too-happy to hold the left leg of Edward Norton as he's getting raped in a shower.

    There's two real scenes you have to kinda... eh... shy away from watching intently. The curb scene, and the shower scene.

    If you don't know about them, you need to.

    I mean, it's overly violent, but that's sorta the point of the movie. It's also hearwrenchingly depressing at the end. It's not too gorry, it's more mentally draining to watch it.

    You won't be disappointed if you watch it in the right mindset. Again, I saw this for the first time in Theology class.

    Under the guise of determining the morality of the characters involved. Which is, I mean, c'mon, pretty hardcore for a theology class.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 15 users.
  • Snatch (Two-Disc Deluxe Edition)
    Snatch (Two-Disc Deluxe Edition)
    Guy Ritchie
    ★★★★★
    There's not a whole lot not to like about this movie. It's got touches of fantasy in it, with touches of reality, and a plot weaved so finely that you couldn't help but wrap yourself up in it like a fine memory cloth blanket and going "mmmm, mmm, good writing!"

    Plus, it had awesome acting all around, and vaguely connected plot points which made the whole thing feel like one amazing game of six-degrees-of-seperation, that end up culminating on accicdental car accidents.

    That was pretty good.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 2 users.
  • Toy Story - 10th Anniversary Edition [UMD for PSP]
    Toy Story - 10th Anniversary Edition [UMD for PSP]
    John Lasseter
    ★★★★★
    No, I'm not a pedophile. I just really like old disney movies. I grew up on them, I sung them in school, I'm a huge kid.

    And this one ruled pretty hardcore. It was Pixar's coming out big time and saying

    "Hey, everyone else doing animation, please pay attention to the following:

    Suck on our shit.

    That is all."

    I mean, honestly, this movie had the whole kid-and-parents-enjoy it thing. When I was a kid and saw it, when Mr. Potato Head was taking his lips off and tapping them on his ass, I thought he was cleaning them.

    Totally didn't get he was saying Slink was a kiss ass till like... yesterday.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 1 user.
  • Star Wars - Clone Wars, Vol. 2
    Star Wars - Clone Wars, Vol. 2
    ★★★★★
    Dude, this cartoon rocked hard. Harder than ANY of the new movies. It was dark, it was quick, it was impressive.

    Mace tried to choke a bitch.

    That bitch was a general.

    That general was more hardcore than you could ever hope to be.

    Then, Revenge of The Sith came out. And he got fucking jipped out of ANYTHING relating to a good role. Motherfucker got 2 arms chopped off before anything happened.

    Granted, he went against Obi, but, shit man, still. He could have at least, I dunno, maimed him a litte?

    Understandbly, though, he had to be lamed down a little. If Obi had to fight CloneWars Cartoons Circa Grevious, he'd have been made into a german anniversary clock.

    Of pain.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 3 users.
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