• Rambo: First Blood, Part 2
    Rambo: First Blood, Part 2
    George P. Cosmatos
    ★★★☆☆
    First Blood.

    Part 2.

    Because "Second Blood" sounded stupid.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 1 user.
  • First Blood
    First Blood
    Ted Kotcheff
    ★★★★
    Ohmanohmanohmanohman.

    Rocky with a knife.

    And arrows that blow shit up.

    This is one of those amazing, "I don't like to think, I want to watch something die" kinda movies. It's a good flick, because it shows a one man murder machine.

    Plus, without this, we wouldn't have references to SOOO many things in popular culture.

    And fuck, man, that shit's crutch.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 1 user.
  • The Matrix
    The Matrix
    Andy Wachowski
    ★★★★★
    Oh MAN, was this movie hardcore. I remember seeing this as a kid and going "Shit, I hope _I_ get turned into an agent. Angets RULE SHIT."

    But alas, no. I was never turned into an agent.

    And this was turned into an ever increasing academic mastrubation fest on bad philosophy questions. It started of noble, and with good philosophical intentions.

    By the third movie, though, it was down to

    "What do I do?"
    "What do you think you do?"
    "...What?"
    "Not what, Neo. Who? You."
    "No, serious, Morph, what the fuck do I do now?"
    "What do you FEEL like you should do? Only in what you feel is the future to what you do can be found."
    "...Wait, what? That didn't even fucking make SYNTACTICAL sense."
    "When you can understand the bullshit, the bullshit will be yours."
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 44 users.
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