• The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★
    I like the characters in this. I like the portrayl of them by the actors. I like this series. Up to this one.

    I play the "Batman" game with Scorpion King.

    The Batman game, by the way, is me pretending that Batman Beyond and Batman and Robin don't exist. Because it's far, far to painful to call them batman movies.

    Shit, I'd take batshit adam west batman and his shark repellant batbullshit explodeo-ray any day over george clooney with nipple covers.

    *shudder*

    Awesome ride at Universal Studios, too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 9 users.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Mike Newell
    ★★★☆☆
    I like harry potter.

    Kinda.

    I loved this book.

    But the movie was... kinda... a let down.

    Makes me kinda wanna go back and read the first 3 books to see what I missed. Or start reading the next 81 or whatever.

    But I already know what happens due to T-Shirts. Dumbledore Dies, and something something about snape or something.

    I dunno, I'm not a wizard, I don't want magic powers, I don't care, thusly.

    What do I want?

    Force lightning.

    Make a case against it. Just try.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 10 users.
  • Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ★★☆☆☆
    You know what you'll NEVER hear someone say?

    "Hey, let's go watch Lethal Weapon 2!"
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ☆☆☆☆
    Oh god, they made a third?

    They made MORE THAN THE ONE?

    Oh god.

    I own this because I'm a tool.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
  • Serenity (Widescreen Edition)
    Serenity (Widescreen Edition)
    Joss Whedon
    ★★★★★
    An awesome ending to an awesome show. Though, after watching the show straight (in the period of like 2 days, and loving it. Hardcore) the movie seemed a bit off. As in, the characters I knew and loved seemed a bit foreign in the beginning, and I don't know why.

    But after a few scenes, it cleaned up all nice like for me, so I gotta give it an "awesome, for amazing"
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 35 users.
  • Lethal Weapon (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ★★☆☆☆
    A pretty awesome movie. Has crazy Mel Gibson. Well, back when he just acted crazy. Not actually was crazy.

    Crazy with hate.

    Against juice.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • X-Men 1.5
    X-Men 1.5
    Bryan Singer
    ★★★★★
    This movie? Oh yea, it kicked ass. More ass than it should have.


    In a lot of ways, it became the basis for really good comic movies, Singer is, was, and will be the man when it comes to directing these kinds of flicks.


    I mean, it had action, development, a good one-point plot using the characters.


    It was like a living comic book. I dig that.


    I also love Magneto.


    And Ian.


    I would have posters of him up all over my room like an adoring fan girl.


    But I'm a boy.


    And he's gay.


    But I'm not.


    Though for him...



    for him.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 10 users.
  • From Hell (Widescreen Edition)
    From Hell (Widescreen Edition)
    Albert Hughes
    ★★★★
    Oh snap. Jack Teh Ripper. This was an actually decent twist. And Johnny did Absinthe.

    He also "Chased the Dragon", if you know what I mean. (Pot)

    Also, it had decent literary quotes littered through it, and was, from what I learned through college, a pretty accurate representation of london in those days.

    So bravo, Johnny, another creepy pic under your belt.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 3 users.
  • Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)
    Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)
    Jonathan Mostow
    ☆☆☆☆
    Is it over? Is it finally over?

    No.

    No it's fucking not.

    And if it is, this ending FUCKING BLEW.

    I mean, come on now, stop milking the teet. The plot here was retarded.

    "Hey, remember when, like, before, we killed the robot brain thing, and there were explosions and shit? Yea, none of that matters. Why?

    They did it again. But this time, it was the airforce, not some poor black dude whose house we TEAR UP at 3 in the morning.

    SUPRISE!"
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 10 users.
  • The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)
    The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)
    Peter Jackson
    ★★★★
    Return of the King.

    Special Extended edition, with 15 extra minutes of Gollum eating a fish.

    Seriously, some of the shit put in the movies should have been cut out. Like... where they made me watch Aragorn walk through the caves to face the king of the dead.

    Which could have been replaced with good exposition stuff, like the whole Boromir/Faramir sideline plot. That shit ruled.

    Also, there were 20 endings. And none were as good as the shire on fire.

    Because it rhymes, you see.

    Goddamn Peter Jackson, you had me at "One Ring".

    Star Wars, though, still better.

    It did have a pretty awesome battle scene, though, so it gets 4 stars. Though it doesn't get 5.

    Helms Deep? Yea, that'll get 5, despite my problems with the heros of it.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 39 users.
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