• The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
    ★★★★
    I like the characters in this. I like the portrayl of them by the actors. I like this series. Up to this one.

    I play the "Batman" game with Scorpion King.

    The Batman game, by the way, is me pretending that Batman Beyond and Batman and Robin don't exist. Because it's far, far to painful to call them batman movies.

    Shit, I'd take batshit adam west batman and his shark repellant batbullshit explodeo-ray any day over george clooney with nipple covers.

    *shudder*

    Awesome ride at Universal Studios, too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 9 users.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Two-Disc Deluxe Widescreen Edition)
    Mike Newell
    ★★★☆☆
    I like harry potter.

    Kinda.

    I loved this book.

    But the movie was... kinda... a let down.

    Makes me kinda wanna go back and read the first 3 books to see what I missed. Or start reading the next 81 or whatever.

    But I already know what happens due to T-Shirts. Dumbledore Dies, and something something about snape or something.

    I dunno, I'm not a wizard, I don't want magic powers, I don't care, thusly.

    What do I want?

    Force lightning.

    Make a case against it. Just try.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 10 users.
  • Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ★★☆☆☆
    You know what you'll NEVER hear someone say?

    "Hey, let's go watch Lethal Weapon 2!"
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
  • Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ☆☆☆☆
    Oh god, they made a third?

    They made MORE THAN THE ONE?

    Oh god.

    I own this because I'm a tool.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
  • Tremors Attack Pack (Tremors/ Tremors 2 - Aftershocks/ Tremors 3 - Back to Perfection/ Tremors 4 - The Legend Begins)
    Tremors Attack Pack (Tremors/ Tremors 2 - Aftershocks/ Tremors 3 - Back to Perfection/ Tremors 4 - The Legend Begins)
    Brent Maddock
    ★★☆☆☆
    Oh, oh god.

    What shit.

    The first tremors is amazing, and gets a big stinking badfranchisefoothold.

    Tremors 2 was pretty neat.

    Tremors 3 was trying to milk a dried up, witch's b-movie teet.

    Termors 4 was unholy. Un-fucking-holy.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
  • Lord of War (2-Disc Special Edition)
    Lord of War (2-Disc Special Edition)
    Andrew Niccol
    ★★★★
    I like Nick Cage. Most people hate him. So I like him, only to play devils advocate, mostly. Though, in this flick, he was actually a pretty decent actor.

    It was one of those alienating movies where you watch it and get involved in the characters lives so much that when it ends, it puts your life in perspective and you go "Well, shit... I guess it could be worse."

    A bit gruesome in some parts *cough*hole-in-head*cough*. And they showed children getting shot. A lot.

    And you might sit back and say "Unecessary to show, bad, rah rah" but to be fair, it happens every day.

    Hopefully you see it and go "God damn, I fucking hate Nick Cage and gun violence!"

    And then you donate heavily to a charity.

    I know you won't, you'll just bitch about it being too gruesome.

    I know, I know, I hate documentaries too.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 4 users.
  • Mystery Men
    Mystery Men
    ★★★★
    Good standalone superhero movie. I've always like superhero's. The concept of them, doyaunderstand.

    Say what you want about it, but the movie was well done. I'm not a huge fan of Ben Stiller, but this wasn't a Ben Stiller-Centric flick. It was a "decent flick" flick.

    And for that, it gets a good rating.

    Plus, I mean, come on. Baron Von Frankenstein?

    Classy.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 6 users.
  • Serenity (Widescreen Edition)
    Serenity (Widescreen Edition)
    Joss Whedon
    ★★★★★
    An awesome ending to an awesome show. Though, after watching the show straight (in the period of like 2 days, and loving it. Hardcore) the movie seemed a bit off. As in, the characters I knew and loved seemed a bit foreign in the beginning, and I don't know why.

    But after a few scenes, it cleaned up all nice like for me, so I gotta give it an "awesome, for amazing"
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 35 users.
  • Rambo III
    Rambo III
    Peter MacDonald
    ★★☆☆☆
    Because two hardcore repetitive movies with a big knife and a bomb-bow isn't enough; there's...

    RAMBO III; Rockey XIII
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 2 users.
  • Lethal Weapon (Director's Cut)
    Lethal Weapon (Director's Cut)
    Richard Donner
    ★★☆☆☆
    A pretty awesome movie. Has crazy Mel Gibson. Well, back when he just acted crazy. Not actually was crazy.

    Crazy with hate.

    Against juice.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 19, 2006 | 3 users.
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