• The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)
    The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)
    Peter Jackson
    ★★★★
    Return of the King.

    Special Extended edition, with 15 extra minutes of Gollum eating a fish.

    Seriously, some of the shit put in the movies should have been cut out. Like... where they made me watch Aragorn walk through the caves to face the king of the dead.

    Which could have been replaced with good exposition stuff, like the whole Boromir/Faramir sideline plot. That shit ruled.

    Also, there were 20 endings. And none were as good as the shire on fire.

    Because it rhymes, you see.

    Goddamn Peter Jackson, you had me at "One Ring".

    Star Wars, though, still better.

    It did have a pretty awesome battle scene, though, so it gets 4 stars. Though it doesn't get 5.

    Helms Deep? Yea, that'll get 5, despite my problems with the heros of it.
    a dvd added by garside's avatar garside on Aug 18, 2006 | 39 users.

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